http://www.lousymovienight.com Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:08:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Every season or so a "movie" comes along that is so bad that it will literally burn a whole on your retina and leave you scared for life. These more-awefull-than-normal "movies" are lumped under one mega lousy "movie's" shadow. That "movie" is Hard Cash. Now, pretty much ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/02/22/what-is-a-hard-cash/   Go ahead and scoff. But how else is a giant teddy bear supposed to make a living after starring in The Avengers? http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/02/19/brother-can-you-spare-a-dime/ Recurring motifs within cinema are not uncommon. I couldn't give a proper example (organized crime in the Godfather). But I love to see my own typed words on monitor. I do know what a recurring motif IS, though. And one of those pesky varmints appears in the ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/02/11/death-wish-3/ It's easy to beat up on a film like Point Break--it's not really convincingly made, it's cheesy in a lot of places and outright stupid in all the others. All that, and it stars Keanu Reeves--a man whose name is Hawaiian for "cool mountain breeze," which sometimes seems to be ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/01/20/point-break/ It's a well known law of the universe that a movie will be at least three degrees of awesomeness below its book origins. Few movies escape this law. A slightly less well known rule mandates that two awesome source materials when mated in the mind of the less than adept will ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/01/19/eragon/ It was held January 18 between films and hosted by the tag team of Brade and Danny. Ties were broken via a show of hands. The results were somewhat of a surprise but oh so well deserved. Look for commemorative banners to show up on the site soon enough... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/01/19/season-2-crummy-ceremony/ The nominations for Season 2's Crummy Awards are in, and you have only a few days to vote. Voting ends Friday at 9pm to be specific. All you need to do is login and go to the Crummies page and place your vote for the different categories one at a ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/01/16/vote-crummy-awards/ I can only begin to express my feelings for this movie so well in words. You really would need to see me in person and see my face turning red with blood vessels popping out, me throwing stuff in a fit of rage, and having sick uncontrollable desires fleshed out ... http://www.lousymovienight.com/2008/01/12/battlefield-earth-the-saga-of-the-year-3000/